Wow. It’s been forever since we talked, huh? Like, since LAST YEAR. I bet you’re thinking I’ve been up to all kinds of crazy goodness, like curing cancer and publishing a best seller. And you’re right! Except that instead of curing cancer, I was watching all of Season 5 of 24, and instead of publishing a best seller, I was learning how to play waste insane amounts of time with online sudoku.
Seriously, people, my sudoku obsession is a little bit frightening. Today, I played sudoku instead of going to Target.
So, what with the new year and all, I guess I should do a little bit of a wrap up. Right, ok.
Previously on You Get What You Get:
Announcer: The diagnosis…
Neurologist: I think your son has Sotos syndrome.
Announcer: The reaction…
Mr. WG: Dude, that guy is WACKED, yo.
WG: (Muffled sobbing)
Announcer: The reprieve…
Neurologist: The genetic testing we did says your son doesn’t have Sotos.
Announcer: The victory dance…
Mr. WG: Who da man? Who da man?
WG: (points and laughs)
Announcer: The mistake…
Geneticist: Yeah, um, actually, your kid FOR SURE has Sotos.
Announcer: The denial…
Mr. WG: La la la la I CAN’T HEAR YOU.
WG: (sound of typing)
Announcer: The boy. The love. The fear. The hope. This season on all-new episodes of You Get What You Get.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
A pathetic comeback after an unexplained absence
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3 comments:
Glad to have you back, WG. Happy new year and I hope this year holds wonderful things for you and your family.
I was wondering about you... Glad you're back!
Dude, I saw the coolest magnetic sudoku game at the toy store in the outlet mall yesterday and totally thought of you! Shana tova ;)
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