Overheard in My House

D: No, Baby J! Not your truck! Go AWAY!
WG: Very good, D.! I mean, not nice. Be nice D. Good job!


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Mr. WG: Girls, go upstairs. Time for bed.
D: Go to bed! Go to your room! Not nice!
Mr. WG: Go to your room! Not nice! Yay, D.
WG: What?
Mr. WG: I don't know, aren't we supposed to repeat everything he says?


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D: Bike!
WG: Yes, bike.
D: MY BIKE!
WG: Yes, your bike.
D: NOT YOUR BIKE!
WG: What?
D: BIKE BIKE BIKEBIKEBIKEBIKEBIKE! UPSTAIRS!
WG: No.
D: BIKE UPSTAIRS! BIKE UPSTAIRS!
WG: No, I am not taking the bike upstairs.
D: BIKE! UP! STAIRS!
WG: OK, Fine.


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D: Wha your name?
WG: What's your name? Very good! My name is Mommy. What's YOUR name?
D: Wha your name?
WG: Say, "My name is D."
D: Wha your name?


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D: I wan appuh jew.
WG: Apple juice? OF COURSE you can have apple juice! Here you go! Apple juice!
D: NO APPUH JEW!
WG: What?
D: More, peas.
WG: Um. How about if you drink what you have?
D: MORE, PEAS. APPUH JEW.
WG: You know what? Here's the bottle and a straw. Knock yourself out.